Day Dreamer

thegloomypuppetshow:

foxnewsofficial:

scuba-steve-damn-you:

foxnewsofficial:

SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD. 

i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying

must have been an aggressive high five

this sounds like if the doctor were a motivational speaker

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via scarbunkle)

mentholhearts:

memewhore:

shestag:

supernaturalapocalypse:

maleficent-mischief:

mischeifinthetardis:

evolutionofthedaleks:

jesussbabymomma:

IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD

or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer

FUCK

Is that ? ….. omg it is!

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

Oh holy shit.

Omfg

(via azullia)

thelionandthellama:

be careful making wishes in the

[aggressively slams hand on table twice]

DARK DARK

(via twerkismydesign)

nippled:

*slides up to you* *gets nervous* *stutters* hhEy baby *starts sweating* uhhmm if I could rearrange the alphabet…*wipes away sweat* I’d….I’D PUT U AND ME TOGETHER…. sHiT me isn’t even a letter.. *backs away trying to run away* *trips and falls*

(via moose-cant-fit-in-the-tardis)

theboywhocried-dean:

molotov-that-assbutt:

Do you ever regret making something?

(Source: jarpadedalecki, via supernatural-fandom-central)

You know how when you see someone you’re attracted to and your pupils dilate

lokis-army-at-221b:

my pupils are already naturally huge and sometimes they scare people so if I ever met Benedict Cumberbatch or Zachary Quinto i’d probably be like

(via kethsan)

saddeer:

if you have a crush on me please let me know immediately 

(via dw-s-hp-mlp-g)

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

(via homemadeponiesforyou)

amieleighluna:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo 

head was not in the game

Hey you can’t blame him for trying to bop bop bop to the top

(via fandom-army)

#My excuse for not doing things

(Source: demoncolbert, via falling-for-the-devil)

magneticpie:

cinema’s most closely guarded secret. 

(via fandom-army)

thetenthdoctorscompanion:

foreverwholocked:

happilyconcealed:

roseonabeach:

cumber-bitches:

“well that’s not going to get me many notes!”

“I don’t care.” 

This is the best one yet

Actually, yes.

My mother would be like this.

But this would literally be my mother as well.

(via mylifeinfandom)