SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
this sounds like if the doctor were a motivational speaker
IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD
or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer
Is that ? ….. omg it is!
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
Oh holy shit.
be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
*slides up to you* *gets nervous* *stutters* hhEy baby *starts sweating* uhhmm if I could rearrange the alphabet…*wipes away sweat* I’d….I’D PUT U AND ME TOGETHER…. sHiT me isn’t even a letter.. *backs away trying to run away* *trips and falls*
Do you ever regret making something?
my pupils are already naturally huge and sometimes they scare people so if I ever met Benedict Cumberbatch or Zachary Quinto i’d probably be like
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
Should’ve stuck to the status quo
head was not in the game
Hey you can’t blame him for trying to bop bop bop to the top
“well that’s not going to get me many notes!”
“I don’t care.”
This is the best one yetActually, yes.
My mother would be like this.
But this would literally be my mother as well.