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if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
I AM A MERMAID!
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.
This is by far the greatest post in existence. You can all go home. I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this. The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.
Bonus because his face makes me laugh too.
setting realistic goals for my future
And he fucking gets his castle
OHHHHH OH OHHH OHHHHH
I love Punziella’s work! Especially Rapunzel’s bangs and Elsa’s bun!All credit to Punziella!!!!
Anways, the new BIG SIX!!!
Okay but consider this: mermaids in space
Space mermaids? As in: alien mermaids that live in the vacuum of space and swim between the stars? A setting that uses the analogy of deep space as the open ocean but keeps all the sea monsters? DO WANT!!
this is the best line i’ve ever read
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars