my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
People with female parts will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 1200 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
My mom keeps reminding me that I haven’t given her a Christmas list yet.
My mother strikes fear into the hearts of many, I think she can accomplish this guys.
Cas is being hunted.
Dean is alone.
Supernatural is on hiatus.
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
How can I not reblog something that contains the word “lemonling.”
You lose yourself trying to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
This is not ok.
Tears are streaming down my face. Oh god.
Well fuck you too
THIS STILL HURTS
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power